Dems: Hey, you know, all the people on our currency are dead white dudes. Maybe we should put a woman or somebody of color on the $10 bill.
Republicans: HOW DARE YOU! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA'S FOUNDERS!?! IF YOU LOVE DIVERSITY SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU PUT A WOMAN OF COLOR ON THE $20 BILL INSTEAD OF THAT RACIST DEMOCRAT ANDREW JACKSON!!?!?!?!
Dems: OK.
Rs: ....
(The end.)
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Dems: Hey, you know, all the people on our currency are dead white dudes. Maybe we should put a woman or somebody of color on the $10 bill.
Republicans: HOW DARE YOU! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA'S FOUNDERS!?! IF YOU LOVE DIVERSITY SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU PUT A WOMAN OF COLOR ON THE $20 BILL INSTEAD OF THAT RACIST DEMOCRAT ANDREW JACKSON!!?!?!?!
Dems: OK.
Rs: ....
Dems: But you should know: From now on, whenever people think about Alexander Hamilton, they're going to think of a Puerto Rican dude. Win win!
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