Fan mail from Billy Eger:
Dear Joel, I'm having trouble understanding you commies,(liberals), they changed there names to liberals cause noone was voting for them. That's another story tho, what o don't understand is u hate this country Moooooo much an want socialist ideas implemented here ,why don't you move to China, where they kill every 4th women born ,I guess ud rather destroy the only free country in the world ,to me your a disgrace too all the ww2 soldiers that died so you can write n say your assinine comments that has NO COMMON SENSE,you truly are a moron an I hope sum1 destroys your family the way you stupid, ego fed,morons are trying too take this country down ,you would probably laugh at concentration camps,I hope you haven't reprodu,ced cause the world has enough stupid assholes in it.you've got 2 brain cells an 1 is looking for the other. To me u r UNAMERICAN,AN I NEVER WISH BAD ON SOMEONE BUT I REALLY HOPE PEOPLE LIKE U DIE,LIKE NOW,GO TO CHINA AN GET THEM TOO CHANGE THERE WAYS, NOW THAT'S A HERO, ANY1 CAN RUN THERE MOUTH IN A FREE SOCIETY,I COULD SEE U CRYING ON NORMANDY BEACHES FOR UR MOTHER,YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A PUSSY.BIG PUSSY. PLAIN AN SIMPLE, U MUST'VE BEEN THE LITTLE BOY WHO CRIED AN STOMPED HIS FEET UNTIL HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED FROM MOMMY ,YOU MAKE ME SICK TOO MY STOMACH,SAME THING W GAYS,GO START UR OWN COUNTRY,U ARE GAY RIGHT?WELL U LOOK IT,OH AN IT'S MY RIGHT TO HATE THEM.ALL OF THEM . I CAN GO ON AN ON TOO YOUR BRAINWASHED SOUL BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, UD RATHER MAKE IT UP. U WANNA FIX R PROBLEMS,CLOSE THE FEDERAL RESERVE,AN GET UN OUT OF ARE COUNTRY,BET U CAN'T PASS LAWS IN CHINA.The remarkable thing about this is I have no idea what Billy is responding to. But I agree with him on one thing in the letter. I'll let you figure out what it is.