• Hershey bars laced with syphillis.
• A rack of ribs dipped in dysentery.
• Twinkies covered in vomit.
• Sweet potatoes. I hate sweet potatoes.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Other online products, besides chickenpox lollipops, you should avoid
In light of the chickenpox lollipops scare, here is a list of other things not to buy online:
• Hershey bars laced with syphillis.
• A rack of ribs dipped in dysentery.
• Twinkies covered in vomit.
• Sweet potatoes. I hate sweet potatoes.
• Hershey bars laced with syphillis.
• A rack of ribs dipped in dysentery.
• Twinkies covered in vomit.
• Sweet potatoes. I hate sweet potatoes.
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Even savory ones, sautéed in olive oil with garlic and rosemary? And just a pinch of anthrax?
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